I totally called it: Miss Cleo is gay!

OMG, remember Miss Cleo?! You know, the face and voice for a late night TV informercials promising to read your cards and change your life?

Well after a rough legal battle where she and Psychic Readers Network, her employer, were sued by consumers for being consistently overcharged, she’s come out of hiding. And thank god.

This headline says it all:

The former spokeswoman for the Psychic Readers Network has moved to Lake Worth, has come out as a lesbian, and gotten involved in gay rights. She still gives readings, too.

Now she’s working on a podcast, a poetry CD, voicings for video games, and a TV show. Check out her ridiculous website. The header on her “Press and Interviews” page is my favorite:

“We have only included the media and press that’s full of love and balance.
If you want to read the “other stuff”, you’ll have to go somewhere else.” — Cleo

Didn’t we ban the use of the Papyrus font a long time ago?!